Some more one-liners
Beards - Why grow on your face what grows on your backside.
Youth is a wonderful thing, . . why waste it on children.
A hippy wears his hair like Tarzan, . walks like Jane, . . and smells like Cheetah.
She's like the surrey with the whinge on top.
She must be older than she looks, . . no one could get so stupid so fast.