Re: We've all had trouble with our animals
Michael matey I can relate to your story too. I used to play darts at a 'country pub' t'other side of the downs. The Pub incidentally was called the cock inn. Anyway, one of the regulars in the pub came in one night with his head bandaged. When I asked him what the hell had happened to him he related this sad tale.
He was in the habit of wearing a night shirt in bed. His wife heard a noise downstairs and he went to investigate with a torch. Having assured himself there was nothing there he is heading back to bed when he too hears a noise outside his glass panelled front door. Bending very low he lifts the letter box flap and sines the torch through the gap. The noise of the letter box flap being moved disturbs the man's dog - a large black Labrador. Being inquistive, the Labrador comes up behind the man and sticks his cold wet nose under the nightshirt and on the man's bum. The shock of it makes the man jerk forward and his head went through the glass panel severely cutting the man's head.