More Horsemeat jokes

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger.
So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night....
I still have a bit between my teeth

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF"

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'why the long face?'
Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horse d'oeuvres.

To beef or not to beef.
That is equestrian
Is it a coincidence that HAMBURGERS is a anagram of ....SHERGARS BUM

If you eat ice cream before your Findus Lasagne you are putting the Cart'Dor before the horse!