29-01-2013, 02:57 PM
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The Golfer
The GolferJim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One
evening, after the honeymoon, he was cleaning his golf shoes.
His wife was standing there watching him. After along period of
silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we
are married I think it's time you quit golfing. Maybe you should sell
your golf clubs."
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
”There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
”I wasn't!“
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