04-11-2012, 09:16 PM
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Golf Funnies
Arthur is 95 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 30 years ago.One day he arrives home looking downcast. “That’s it,” he tells his wife.
I’m giving up golf.. My eyesight has gotten so bad…once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, “Why don’t you take my brother with you, and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother is a hundred and three. He can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three”, says the wife, “but his eyesight is perfect.”
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.
He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down the airway. He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” says the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
“Where did it go?” asks Arthur.
“I can’t remember!”
05-11-2012, 11:28 AM
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Re: Golf Funnies
Her first golfing lesson.The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.
"Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.
"P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.
"Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing."
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17-12-2012, 12:06 PM
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Re: Golf Funnies
Lost Dad.
A small boy on the beach had lost sight of his dad.
He was wandering everywhere looking for him, but to no avail.
So he went up to a lifeguard and asked for help.
"I've lost my dad!" he said.
"OK," the lifeguard said. "Maybe I can help you find him. What's he like?"
The little boy thought for a moment and replied, "Mainly beer and golf!"
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