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30-09-2012, 08:21 PM
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Female dentist

The female dentist prepares the needle to give the bloke with the toothache an anaesthetic injection.
“No way! No needles, I hate needles!” the guy said.
So the dentist starts to hook up her nitrous oxide gas and the man objects again. “I cant do the gas thing either.
The thought of having the gas mask on my face makes me faint!”
She then asks the guy if he has any objection to taking a pill.
“No objection,” the patient says. “Im fine with pills.”
When she returns she says, “Heres a Viagra and a glass of water.”
The guy says, “Wow! I didnt know Viagra worked as a pain killer!”
"It doesnt” she said,
“But it’ll give you something to hold on to while I pull your tooth out."
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30-09-2012, 09:42 PM
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Re: Female dentist

I've just been to my dentist last week, and yes she was female. I had to have two fillings, and she did say did I want an injection.No mention of Viagra...damn! Thats what I call a "hands on Dentist"!
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01-10-2012, 08:26 AM
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Re: Female dentist

Strange that the use of Viagra, when I was in hospital they gave all the old chaps Viagra at night.
When I asked what it was for, they told me it was to stop us rolling out of bed.
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01-10-2012, 03:34 PM
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Re: Female dentist

Good laugh Aquarian, just what I needed.
 



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