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Reckon I should give wifey an invoice ?
Don't forget the VAT Pummie.....Wait a minute, do you have VAT in Australia?
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Sort of - called a GST (10% on most - Goods and Services Tax)
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Told you all about the time I walked out of here and had left my front door wide open! Was on my way to see an aunt and uncle so being out all day. As I walked down the path I thought, I don't remember locking my door. No, because I'd left it open while I checked the post. Felt such an idiot.

And I once left my keys in the yale lock. Overnight! Worried for days on end that a neighbour or visitor had made a spare set of keys using soap to make impressions!

So it's easily done.
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11-11-2016, 10:34 PM
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Sort of - called a GST (10% on most - Goods and Services Tax)
At your service Pummie....

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.... And I once left my keys in the yale lock. Overnight! Worried for days on end that a neighbour or visitor had made a spare set of keys using soap to make impressions! .....
Paranoid.


Originally Posted by Pumicestone ->
I have lived in this house for 23 years -
have never yet locked a door (or even closed a window unless weather made it necessary).
In fact, I have no idea where the house keys might be.
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12-11-2016, 01:16 AM
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At your service Pummie....
Hmmm ... might have to discuss terms for chauffeur service all over England, Scotland and Ireland (Wales not in the grand plan at this stage).
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Paranoid.
Go to bed. I have to, it's not fair - just cos I drink too much.
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Bed ? It's 10.20am in real time - Eastern Australian time.
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Bed ? It's 10.20am in real time - Eastern Australian time.
OH what do I know, I am drunk as a .......
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Thanks you lot, it is good to know I am not alone.
However! now you have all confessed I have made a list of your addresses and will be round with my swag bag over the next few weeks....... I may do Megs tonight , in the hope that the lavender bag is keeping her extra calm.
Sweetie pie, I may need your help at Pummys! I am sure he has some posh wine left, from when his posh visitors arrived. With your help we could load them into a van and drive through Australia. Nobody will notice because the Aussies are always drunk anyway!

OGF I will search Australia to see of the photos ended up there.
Rehab I will only sit in the naughty step , if you promise to sit with me.
 
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