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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

Originally Posted by Mags ->
Not when you have twins in 6 minutes!
OH yes , Mags as I well know . OCH, OCH.To put it mildly.
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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Ahh but you are missing the point,once the trapping is done we then have to reverse the process,. physical, mental, and spiritual pain, at least you get a reward for a brief spell of mild discomfort.
Mild discomfort ?? Are you nuts Man.
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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Sure was. At one time, I could poke a hole in a solid oak door with it.
Yeah right Judd, everyone is allowed a dream.
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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Apricot, It makes you glad to be born a woman! Those dangly bits would be too much clutter for me!
Oh I know what you mean , where do they put them, sort of tuck them in ?
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15-04-2017, 07:54 PM
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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So, what do you with it these days? Use it to stir your tea?!!
Now thereby hangs a tale (no pun intended). I did hear many years ago that dipping the `old man` in black tea was a good cure for the old premature wotsit problem. Supposedly, the tannin in the tea was good for toughening up and desensitising the skin, I suppose like making leather. Never tried it myself mind before you ask.
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15-04-2017, 07:56 PM
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Apricot, It makes you glad to be born a woman! Those dangly bits would be too much clutter for me!
Isn't it a problem for some women with saggy boobs - the sort that tuck into the waistband?
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15-04-2017, 07:58 PM
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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Yeah right Judd, everyone is allowed a dream.
Tis true. My mother called in Environmental Health at one stage because she thought there was a rogue woodpecker causing damage to all the doors.
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15-04-2017, 08:02 PM
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

Years ago I was in a public loo...stood next to a black guy....I was shocked at what was before him.

He told me that back in Jamaica they'd hang heavy weights from it....tied and hung over a bridge...this increased the size.

I decided to trey it....some fishing line and two bricks....hung over the bridge on the Bridgewater canal.

a couple of weeks later I was half way there....it'd gone black.
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15-04-2017, 08:24 PM
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Re: Have You Ever Caught Your Skin In A Zip? Oh The Pain!!

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Tis true. My mother called in Environmental Health at one stage because she thought there was a rogue woodpecker causing damage to all the doors.
Careful Judd....the moaners and censors are on the prowl
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I've had it stuck in Mrs Foxes Zip a few times.......
 
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