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Oh god, another 30 minutes !!
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Did anyone notice the moth on Ronaldo's nose as he cried like a baby because another footballer touched his leg? Apparently they have a plague of moths at the football stadium and they are everywhere ! did anyone else notice them?
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My TV's turned off !!!
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I sat in my car on a Business Park driveway, for two and a half hours, waiting for vehicle recovery companies to sort themselves out.
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Sorry, shroppie, l wasn't here when you needed me the most but l was in the garden pulling out 6ft high nettles by their throats!!
I haven't got the television on to know if the football is still on?
Do something daring to get your husband's attention like.......setting fire to the curtains!! Or, do a handstand in the nuddie
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Originally Posted by shropshiregirl ->
Is there anyone for me to talk to this evening? Or are you all like my "he who must obey".
Perhaps you may be feeling that all men are like him. You're wrong.

I have to say that my wife is very fortunate to have married one of those rare men who absolutely detest football and, consequently, she has never been obliged to watch a football match on the televisor.

Had I been a muslim, I should have been available to give the benefit of my association to up to three other lucky ladies. However, as an atheist I am legally allowed to have only one wife.

Yes, I know. Life is unfair, isn't it?
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Off with your head!!!!

Or maybe shroppy can send 'he who must obey' to you this time next year so she can watch her romcoms.
I hope he won't eat all the biscuits!
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He is narf good looking but he had a moth on his head, then they sent him off
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Originally Posted by shropshiregirl ->
Did anyone notice the moth on Ronaldo's nose as he cried like a baby because another footballer touched his leg? Apparently they have a plague of moths at the football stadium and they are everywhere ! did anyone else notice them?
Saw it on the news the big wuss. If I carried on like that every time I got hurt I'd never get anything done. The big Jessie.
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Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Sorry, shroppie, l wasn't here when you needed me the most but l was in the garden pulling out 6ft high nettles by their throats!!
I haven't got the television on to know if the football is still on?
Do something daring to get your husband's attention like.......setting fire to the curtains!! Or, do a handstand in the nuddie
You'd look like the ace of spades if you did that.
 
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