04-04-2017, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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I can fall asleep just about any where and often do........even at the dentist where the first time they thort me had snuffed it
I bet they shat themselves
04-04-2017, 11:12 PM
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While I was in little North Staffs Uni in Stoke on Trent, my best friend from home was at Uni in London.When I went to stay with her one weekend she got her hair cut and bleached blonde in a top salon (typical 80s tat in retrospect!)
I was so jealous, that on getting ready for our night of clubbing, I told her, her pale, pink lipstick looked better than the bright red... although it so wasn't true
She took my word for it so trustingly too
I still tell myself off for being such a biiiatch that night!
05-04-2017, 04:18 PM
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When I was a little girl I used to do anything I could to win favour with my horrible stepmother.On the rare occasion when someone gave me 3d to spend on sweets I was torn between eating them myself and giving some to my stepmother.
I hit up on a brilliant idea, I could buy 2oz of boiled sweets, eat a couple then suck the others for a bit before wiping them on my hankie putting them back in the bag and giving them to my stepmother
. She used to complain they were a bit sticky from being held in my hand too long but she never found out the truth
05-04-2017, 08:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Meg
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When I was a little girl I used to do anything I could to win favour with my horrible stepmother.On the rare occasion when someone gave me 3d to spend on sweets I was torn between eating them myself and giving some to my stepmother.
I hit up on a brilliant idea, I could buy 2oz of boiled sweets, eat a couple then suck the others for a bit before wiping them on my hankie putting them back in the bag and giving them to my stepmother
. She used to complain they were a bit sticky from being held in my hand too long but she never found out the truth
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05-04-2017, 09:11 PM
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A FUNNY THING HAPPENED TO ME ON MY WAY TO THE FORUM.On the 2nd Wednesday of each month I have lunch with the local church’s old folk. I’m invariably the youngest by 15 or 20 years. I’m 66 , so I’m no spring chicken, but I hobble from table to table chatting away & I am generally welcomed. Well, always welcomed. Some of these old dears are in their nineties & never get much opportunity to chat to anyone from one month to the next. I’m practically their toy boy.
This Wednesday two of these ladies were helping me across the busy road outside the parish hall.
I know it’s pathetic but they’re very willing & it would be churlish of me to refuse some assistance, I am registered disabled after all.
So there I was with Peggy 94 & Hilda 92 standing on the edge of the pavement with helping hands firmly gripping my arms.
Just then I saw my new neighbour looking very oddly at me from across the street. I couldn’t wave my hand or arm, but with a superhuman tug I managed to raise my stick high up in to the air and held it aloft. Then the oddest thing happened.
All the cars stopped for us to cross the road. They must have thought that I was holding my stick up to stop the traffic.
I now know how Moses must have felt when he raised his staff and the Red Sea parted. IT was a moment to savour.
Footnote
This happened 3 or 4 years ago now and I have to report both gals promoted to Glory, bless them
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