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09-09-2013, 08:22 PM
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Re: Bran

Originally Posted by Twizard ->
Ask MKJ all about the time he ate too much bran!
Oh, someone called . Bran, mmm, lemme think, does seem to ring a bell .

As anyone who has been on this forum for a while, well since I have been on it anyway, knows I luvs me bran. I buy it in bulk off Ebay - unprocessed oat bran. I add it to my veggies and so on. I could go on and on about bran and the effects but let me tell you this straight off the bat - I COULD S*** FOR WALES! Hey and I damn proud of it too. No straining for me. A good mag to read whilst on the throne - Betterware mag at moment - and the damn stuff just flows out of me. Tis remarkable. That program - You Are What You Eat - where they analyze your motions, hell she would probably bake a cake out of what passes through me as it that nice .

Haemorrhoids what are they ?
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09-09-2013, 10:55 PM
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Re: Bran

Originally Posted by MKJ ->
Oh, someone called . Bran, mmm, lemme think, does seem to ring a bell .

I could go on and on about bran and the effects but let me tell you this straight off the bat - I COULD S*** FOR WALES!
That program - You Are What You Eat - where they analyze your motions, hell she would probably bake a cake out of what passes through me as it that nice .

Way, way too much information thankyou MKJ.
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09-09-2013, 11:28 PM
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Don't want to know any more thank you Mark.
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09-09-2013, 11:31 PM
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Re: Bran

I seem to have a perfect diet for my motions are as regular as clockwork.

7.45 AM every Friday.
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10-09-2013, 01:05 AM
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Re: Bran

Erm .....

I don't eat anything like that. I just stick to a healthy diet and there's nowt wrong with my plumbing.

Eating bran or that muesli stuff is like eating sweepings up from the floor of a cardboard box manufacturer!
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10-09-2013, 10:46 AM
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[QUOTE=Robert Junior;342486]I seem to have a perfect diet for my motions are as regular as clockwork.

7.45 AM every Friday.[/QUOTE]



Well what more could anyone ask Robert.
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10-09-2013, 12:45 PM
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Re: Bran

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Way, way too much information thankyou MKJ.


I know... Right now I wish I could poke my minds eye out.
 
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