My Wife Has Left Me, So I Am Home Alone!
She has gone down to London for a week to visit her Mother who is 93 on Sunday.
Being a Londoner she will also visit her family consisting of two Sons, two Brothers, some Grandchildren and Aunts and Uncles
Unless it is an emergency I don't go down mainly because her Mother is only living in a one bedroom/living room/tine kitchen/tine bathroom so no room.
Staying in a Premier Inn or Travel Lodge are no no's as to far away really.
In any case, I hate Londonstan!
So I am home alone.
Just think folks.
I have complete control of the TV, and I can have my music as loud as I like, and I can eat when I like and I can come and go as I like and I can go to bed I like and I can get up when I like etc etc etc.
I shall miss her of course, but I will enjoy my freedoms.
I will be out every evening from tomorrow at the hotel we go to in Llandudno, and join the holidaymakers for some company. And I will get up to dance, even if it is on my own. But I usually get asked by someone if I will have a dance, and of course I never refuse!
In case you are wondering, I always wear my wedding ring and always make it clear I am happily Married, but that Wifey is in London visiting Family and Friends.
And of course.
My Wife trusts me to be very good while she is away.
And with good reason I might add.