The Jihadist
By Ms Funky
The Jihadist
The Ayatollah said to me upon a sunny day,
"you're just the type of lad we need so come with me away.!
He took me to a training camp and taught me how to march,
and fire a gun and build a bomb,it was a Jolly lark.
Blow up a plane the old man said, a martyr you will be,
You will go to paradise,a virgin on your knee!
A virgin on my knee I said!!!!! it's never happened yet,
The very thought sent me away to find a jumbo jet.
I got onto the 'plane alright a bomb strapped to my crotch,
halfway across the sky I pulled the cord and waited, not a thing I pulled the cord again and then
a smell of burning hair, a fizzing sound,
the bomb went PHUT and then we landed on the ground.
So here I am in hospital I am no longer free, I'll go into an
all male jail,
No virgins there for me!!
So death to all our western foes, the US that great Satan,
Death to Britain and to all the Non-Islamic parts of Luton.
So that's it innit