Rastus and Amanda
Two African Americans get married, at the honeymoon hotel the conversation went like this.
Rastus is sitting on the bed and takes off his shoes and socks,
Amanda says,
"why Rastus, . . what little toes you have".
"yeah Amanda, . . I had toeberculosis when I was a little boy".
He takes off his trousers and Amanda says,
"why Rastus, . . what little knees you have".
"yeah Amanda, . . I had kneemonia when I was a little boy".
He then drops his shorts and Amanda says,
"thank the lord you never had dicktheria Rastus".