Non PC Humour
British humour as it used to be - taken at face value - not to be taken seriously.
It has been announced that the police are going to be allowed
to use water cannons on rioters.
They are putting some "Tide" in the water to stop the coloureds from running.
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Two Muslims have crashed a speedboat into the Thames barrier in London .
Police think it might be the start of Ram-a-dam.
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Following the riots in Tottenham, it's important to remind ourselves
That not all black people are stereotypical liars, thieves and arsonists.
Many are drug dealers.
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Riots in Birmingham last month caused over £1 million worth of improvements
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Muslims have gone on the rampage in Manchester, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 8 or 9.
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They've had to cancel the pantomime 'Jack & the Beanstalk' in
Birmingham , Bristol , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley, Leicester, Manchester and London :
Apparently the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen.
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Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."
But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found
That a bacon sandwich works great!