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realspeed
Chatterbox
South coast
Joined: Sep 2014
Posts: 12,931
01-09-2020, 01:58 PM
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Men v Women
How can you generally tell the difference between a man and a women who are not too far away?
Easy , by the shoes they wear.
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Barry
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North Notts
Joined: Dec 2010
Posts: 15,676
01-09-2020, 03:02 PM
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Re: Men v Women
Erm, you sure about that RS? Most shoes seem pretty much unisex these days..
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Tregonsee
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Lancashire UK
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 915
01-09-2020, 03:08 PM
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Re: Men v Women
If they are seated toss something into their lap.
A man close his legs to catch it.
A woman will open her legs.
To catch it with her skirt.
Minds out of the gutter please.
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Besoeker
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Doncaster, UK
Joined: Jun 2018
Posts: 7,276
01-09-2020, 04:04 PM
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Re: Men v Women
Originally Posted by
Tregonsee
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If they are seated toss something into their lap.
A man close his legs to catch it.
A woman will open her legs.
To catch it with her skirt.
Minds out of the gutter please.
Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain..........
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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 12,538
01-09-2020, 04:38 PM
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Re: Men v Women
Originally Posted by
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Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain..........
As demonstrated by Micky Roonie in the film of the same name (he was disguised as a girl at the time and gave himself away).
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Tregonsee
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Lancashire UK
Joined: Oct 2015
Posts: 915
01-09-2020, 05:16 PM
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Re: Men v Women
What an educated crowd we are!
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d00d
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London, UK
Joined: Jul 2018
Posts: 7,525
01-09-2020, 07:40 PM
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Re: Men v Women
Originally Posted by
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How can you generally tell the difference between a man and a women who are not too far away?
Easy , by the shoes they wear.
... bucket of water ... wet Tshirt ... 😐
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effingpot
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Hampshire, UK
Joined: Mar 2016
Posts: 105
02-09-2020, 06:08 PM
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Re: Men v Women
One big difference between men and women is if a woman says "smell this" to you, it usually smells nice!
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