Hello Everyone! I'm Ebenezer Scrooge!
Bah Humbug!
Anyone got a nasty, anti Christmas time thought to get out of the way as we enter Christmas Time proper.
My first one is to disciourage all these pop singers
from bringing out masses of new Christmas Songs just to make people feel more Christmassy (and make a lot of extra bucks).
My second is to stop all the road mending closures, where they stop Christmas traffic flow. How about us shoppers, freshly out of lock down?
Then I'd like to discourage all those young revellers, on the South Coast Beaches, who get rounded up, whilst still unable to speak, and stuck in hotels with free meals for weeks, until they sober up. They've often lost all of their papers!
Also, those "working from home" must be stopped from crowding out our leisure facilities, like Golf Courses.
Finally, No gifts for EU Negotiators.
Maybe a shilling if they buy me a goose!
Bah Humbug!
What do you think Jacob?