18-11-2009, 07:55 PM
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Britain's climate change
The great Rain scandalIt has been revealed that the drought to drench weather conditions the U.K. is experiencing is a result of a deal struck between the E.U. and the current Government.
It is being rumoured that the sainted Maggie had an informal agreement that the British rainfall would be delivered in regular doses mainly on the poorer areas thus leaving the wealthy to enjoy the best of the fair weather. This is possibly the origin of the expression “fair weather friend”.
The present government agreed to a rescheduling of the rainfall incorporating and to an overall reduction in the interests of the Spanish farmers who needed more rain to expand their salad and tomato production.
The current agreement is when there is a glut of rain the British Isles will have the surplus but when there is a shortage Britain will have a shortfalll.
The any colour as long as it is Blue battalions are adding that this is a good reasons to call for a referendum as soon as the men in white coats let them have a sharp pencil.
However it has been leaked (pardon the pun) that “call me Dave”, if he is elected, will allow any constituency having an old Etonian resident to order the level of rainfall they choose. Any surplus or shortfall will be utilized oop North.
Maybe it will all change come the election?
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