shaggy dog tale
But shortened cos I type slowly.
The scene-the polar ice cap.
Characters -baby polar bear and many older relations.
Baby bear goes to each with a question-"am I a polar bear?"
You can fill in the long winded answers.
The punch lines are from his mum and baby bear after spinning the story as long as you like.
Mum-"little one you have asked all the family,even the great Grandaddy bear who is the ruler of the ice cap and they all said you are a polar bear-so why do you ask?"
Baby bear-"It`s because I `m bloody freezing"