Just idle thoughts....
If someone tells you they've lost their voice-they're lying.
'Boo' is Aboriginie for 'return'. [try throwing an
ordinary merangue]
1st lesson learnt in school chemistry?...NEVER lick the spoon.
If you think
childbirth is painful-try stepping on a plug!
The desire to sing 'The lion sleeps tonight' is never more than a whim away.
If anyone steals your identity-at least you'll know who to look for.
We tried 'spicing it up' with a waterbed-but we just drifted apart.
Neil Diamond was called Neil Coal,until the pressure changed him.
If electricity hadn't been invented,we'd all be watching tv by candlelight.
If you find a cure for earwax,give me a shout
I'm writing a mystery novel....or AM I....
aaaand finally....
Not every flower says 'I love you'...but a rose can.
Not every plant can survive drought...but a cactus can.
Not every vegetable can read...but look at
you,lips moving as you have a go.