What was that?
Three elderly brothers aged 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old runs a bath, puts his foot in and then pauses, he shouts down the stairs - Was I getting in or out of the bath?
The 94 year old yells back I dont know, Ill come up and see. He starts up the stairs and pauses, then he shouts Was I going up the stairs or coming down?
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having a cup of tea and listening to his brothers, He shakes his head and says I hope to God I never get that forgetful. He knocks on wood for good luck. He then yells, Ill come up and help you both as soon as I see whos at the door.