Scousers

A Liverpool girl goes to the welfare office to register for child
benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten" replies the Liverpool girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan
and
Nathan"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Liverpool girl, "It's great because if they are out
playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready!'
or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it.
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious
welfare
worker.
"That's easy," says the Liverpool girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A Liverpool girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 27 year old Liverpool girl?
A. Granny.
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Q. What do you call a Liverpool girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
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Q. What does a Liverpool girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
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Q. There are two Liverpool girls in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A. The policewoman..
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Q. What's the most confusing day in Liverpool ?
A. Father's day
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Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Liverpool ?
A. You ever try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there ?

Re: Scousers

Naughty boy!

Re: Scousers

At Luis Suares birthday party last night they had to abandon Pin the Tail on the Donkey.
because Andy Carrol was loosing to much Blood......

Liverpool have announced they will be re-using the White suits they last wore at Wembley in 1996.
They will also wear white pointed hats with eye holes cut in them in order to keep up with recent traditions......

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Scott matey, will they be lining the touchline with burning crosses to???