brain wanted
A woman goes to see a brain surgeon
Woman " can you give me a new brain please"
Surgeon " yes I can, would you like a male brain or a female brain"
Woman "what is the difference"
Surgeon " A mans brain is £50,000 and a womans is £20,000".
Woman " why does the mans brain cost more than a womans"
Surgeon " the womans brain has been used"