Simple home remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them whislt you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with females about putting the toilet seat down by using the sink.

3. If you have high blood pressure, simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to set a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools. WD40 and Gaffa Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use WD40. If it shouldn't move and does, use Gaffa Tape.

7. If it cant be fixed with a hammer, its an electrical problem.

Re: Simple home remedies

Sound advice FB. lol

Re: Simple home remedies

Until the ladies notice one piece of advice!