*student obtained 0% in an exam!*
I would have given him 100%! Each answer is absolutely grammatically correct and funny too. The teacher has no sense of humor.
*q1: In which battle did napoleon die?*
`his last battle.`
*q2: Where was the declaration of independence signed?*
`at the bottom of the page.`
*q3: River ravi flows in which state?*
`liquid.`
*q4: What is the main reason for divorce?*
`marriage.`
*q5: What is the main reason for failure?*
`exams.`
*q6: What can you never eat for breakfast?*
`lunch & dinner.`
*q7: What looks like half an apple?*
`the other half.`
*q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?*
`wet.`
*q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping?*
`no problem, he sleeps at night.`
*q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?*
`you will never find an elephant that has one hand`
*q11: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?*
`very large hands`
*q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?*
`no time at all, the wall is already built`
*q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?*
`any way you want, concrete floors are+ very hard to crack.`