Two Wives.
Two wives go out for a girls night. Both got drunk and started walking home and both needed a pee. They stopped at a cemetery but had nothing to wipe with. One used her panties the other grabbed a wreath off a grave close by.
The next morning one husband phoned the other and said "No more girls nights out ! my wife had no panties on when she got home". The other husband says "You think that's bad? Mine came home with a card in her fanny" that read "From all the lads at the fire station..... We'll never forget you.!