30-09-2015, 01:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Linda0818
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Here's one for ya...I once read about a teenage boy whose mother had to take him to the hospital to have a bleach bottle removed from his penis. He tried having his way with the bottle, but bleach residue was still around the rim of the opening. And the further he got on, the bleach began irritating his skin and it caused his penis to swell and he couldn't pull back out of the bottle.
Can you imagine walking into the emergency room of a hospital with a large bottle hanging off your parts? Not to mention the kid was in pain, not only from being swollen and stuck down inside the bottle, but from the bleach burning his skin. And we won't go into the embarrassment alone of having to go to your mother and explain to her what happened.
Bet he'll never do THAT again.
30-09-2015, 03:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Weird stuff happens. I am told I'm pregnant, apparently I'm having a little elephant. The trunk is showing already.
And a breech-birth is likely.
That is its tail !
30-09-2015, 06:31 AM
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The thread title infers that only men would use strange objects for sexual gratification. It's almost guaranteed to make men point out that there are probably a good number of women who could be thought weird or sick because of their sexual activities and objects used. I daresay the hospitals could tell a few stories regarding either sex.Best not to question or think about what people do for sex, weird or otherwise, unless it harms others in some way. Weird or even 'normal' sex, lets just hope that the people we are standing next to have washed their hands afterwards.
The newspaper article should have maybe balanced up the story by mentioning the point made in the first paragraph.
30-09-2015, 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Pumicestone
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I have it on the best of authority that it is not an elephant - but a very small mouse.And a breech-birth is likely.
That is its tail !
30-09-2015, 09:38 AM
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All of these stories above - absolutely amazing...Perhaps the worst one I've heard of is in our own little village here. There are rumours, and I stress rumours, that one man had sex with ..... dare I tell you? ... with a woman!!!!
Oh, Yuck..!!!
Give me my faithful old tractor any day of the week..!!!
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