Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I once knew a fella from Bucks
Who was always boasting of f#cks;
He'd frequently score
But now he's too sore
As the last one claimed HIM,with nunchuks!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

After gorging molasses
Out came her bolas’es
With muscles quite tense
From her place by the fence
She brought down men on their asses

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Our young Pug from who comes from flat Anglia
Inspired to be a Gaucho wrangler
But he had no horse
Precluding him , of course

Even
though
he had
comprehensive
knowledge of their
culture art, customs & vernacular

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Dearest RJ,I have no such wish,
I'm on an island,surrounded by fish;
I do have a horse
[retired,of course]
But 'go wrangling'?-dear sir,I say "Pish!"

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Pug, my dear chap
I'm full of clap trap
Good to hear that your back
Gracious to this old hack
Full of enthusiasm, mayhap

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Tomorrow will be the same
Because I am accompanied by a Greatdame
Some folks think it is a Dogs life
But they ain't learned to handle, the trouble and Strife

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

Goodnight my dear.

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

very funny - you ARE on form!

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

There was a young fella from Staines
Who everyone said had no brains
But he married a tart with large bosom and smart
And then his smart balls went insane!!

I do wish we could draw some naughty postcards from the 50's on here!!

any offers??

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)