18-05-2017, 01:51 PM
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Re: when he proposed
Originally Posted by TessA
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I dunno, it sounds like he's given in......I mean serious this time Mups!
Tess I am getting you a white alice band, with assorted decorations in different colours. Then you will have a fascinator to match every outfit and you won't waste money on wedding hats.
18-05-2017, 02:05 PM
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Re: when he proposed
Originally Posted by tarantula
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Each to their own of course.My husband and I were brought up in religious homes which didn't believe in sex before marriage, but fortunately we took no notice of that injunction. We were pleased our two married daughters lived with their partners for a couple of years before tying the knot, we think you should try to get to know as much as one can about each other as well as one can before marriage including sexual preferences.
18-05-2017, 04:19 PM
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Re: when he proposed
Now then you lot CALM DOWN.Had a gud idea about the Rollator and sidecar pulled by Izzey, Nellie and Gertie, i will take Mupsy out man hunting,cos they n away when they see her coming.
I will convert it to a chariot and she can pretend to be aa modern day Boudica armed with helmet, goggles, lasso and bolas. We will pursue one relentlessly until she lobs her balls at em ringing said fella down.
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Then after she has tied him up and strapped him to the front of the sidecar we will wend our way back to Crumble cottage where dark deeds will be done.
Ps ive doubled the speed of the roller chariot, using a pole with a strawberry at the end, no Beddie could resist it.
18-05-2017, 08:19 PM
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Re: when he proposed
Originally Posted by Nom
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Now then you lot CALM DOWN.Had a gud idea about the Rollator and sidecar pulled by Izzey, Nellie and Gertie, i will take Mupsy out man hunting,cos they n away when they see her coming.
I will convert it to a chariot and she can pretend to be aa modern day Boudica armed with helmet, goggles, lasso and bolas. We will pursue one relentlessly until she lobs her balls at em ringing said fella down.
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Then after she has tied him up and strapped him to the front of the sidecar we will wend our way back to Crumble cottage where dark deeds will be done.
Ps ive doubled the speed of the roller chariot, using a pole with a strawberry at the end, no Beddie could resist it.
Nommy dear, surely you have not evaded female company so long that you forget ladies such as I, do not have 'balls.'
My word, I have even more work to do with this man than I ever imagined.
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