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Allo.Allo what have we got 'ere
It's someone whose had too much beer
Let's throw them in gaol
That's a plan, it's a male!
They'll have a thick head, I fear.
So they got carted off to the clink
Got "Banged up " for, how long d'ya think?
While lost in a drunken malaise
For a number of days
They said they would give up the drink.