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We were running out of money so could not buy the grandkids any presents this year. So Mrs Fox decided to sell her body....After her first night out we were counting up her earnings £150.50......I asked her who gave her the fifty pence?........She said......."All of them".....Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
"We were running out of money so could not buy the grandkids any presents this year. So Mrs Fox decided to sell her body....After her first night out we were counting up her earnings £150.50......I asked her who gave her the fifty pence?........She said......."All of them"....."Re: Jokes for blokes
What is the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?Re: Jokes for blokes
Re: Jokes for blokes
While in town today I saw a homeless woman and I remembered seeing something on Facebook about giving them feminine products instead of money. Feeling suddenly very generous I rushed into Boots and two minutes later presented the homeless woman with a carrier bag. She thanked me, looked in the bag and with tears in her eyes asked me, "Where the hell am I going to plug an iron in?
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