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04-06-2020, 10:27 PM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Why are some farts clean, and some a rasp, is it the water content?
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04-06-2020, 10:30 PM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

And why do some farts leave an individual with a feeling of contentment, even if it leaves others in a state of distress???
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05-06-2020, 08:49 AM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Originally Posted by The Artful Todger ->
The word commonly used for flatulence is actually an onomatopoeia.

So is Cuckoo.

However if anyone's flatulence sounds like a Cuckoo - then they've got real problems!
Particularly if it chimes on the hour.
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05-06-2020, 08:50 AM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Originally Posted by Pesta ->
Well she's in orbit now bless her.
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05-06-2020, 08:51 AM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Originally Posted by spitfire ->
Why are some farts clean, and some a rasp, is it the water content?
Yes.....topping up the swamp.
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05-06-2020, 10:07 AM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

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And why do some farts leave an individual with a feeling of contentment, even if it leaves others in a state of distress???
I think it's useful to know that we still have a sense of smell....!
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05-06-2020, 11:04 AM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Originally Posted by Tedc ->
I think it's useful to know that we still have a sense of smell....!
And humour Ted??
I used to know a bloke who could fart on demand, his name
was Carter, so the rhyme went round the rugby club
When the wind would'nt blow!
And the ship would'nt go!
Carter the Farter would starter!!

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05-06-2020, 12:15 PM
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Re: Breaking Wind!

Originally Posted by Donkeyman ->
And humour Ted??
I used to know a bloke who could fart on demand, his name
was Carter, so the rhyme went round the rugby club
When the wind would'nt blow!
And the ship would'nt go!
Carter the Farter would starter!!

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