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Judd
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West Riding of Yorkshire
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18-11-2019, 01:31 PM
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I told my psychiatrist that I keep thinking that I am a dog.
He said "Get of the couch!"
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Hampshire, UK
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18-11-2019, 01:45 PM
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Me: “Doctor, you've got to help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!"
Doc: "I don’t follow you … ”
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18-11-2019, 01:51 PM
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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
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12-02-2020, 07:07 PM
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“I bought my wife an electric guitar yesterday”
“A Fender ?”
“No, she loved it…”
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15-02-2020, 03:14 PM
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Robbie Williams has confirmed that wife Ayda didn't want another child. He said...
"Through it all, she offered me protection"
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18-02-2020, 07:48 PM
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I went on a positive thinking course today ...
It was crap.
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18-02-2020, 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by
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I went on a positive thinking course today ...
It was crap.
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28-02-2020, 06:18 PM
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I didn't understand what my wife meant when she told me I was holding the bag of pasta upside down...
And then the penne dropped.
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02-03-2020, 04:38 PM
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My little Spanish nephew can’t even say please...
That’s poor for four...
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02-03-2020, 04:40 PM
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I told my Mum I'd made a car out of spaghetti, but she didn't believe me!
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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