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The officer was mightily impressed
But told Gertie to get herself dressed
He then read her her rights
While she put on some tights
And tried hard to look her best.
The officer then led her away
Leaving the poor dwarf to go his own way
Gertie was thrown into a cell
Which she shared with Michelle
A woman who turned out be gay.
