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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
He liked Gertie from the start
And vowed never to part,
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie was excited and keen to meet
As a surprise Gertie took him a treat,
He liked Gertie from the start
And vowed never to part,
But he didn't know that Gertie was a cheat.


Gertie had her eye on another man
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17-04-2018, 04:46 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
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17-04-2018, 05:19 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape
She donned a large cape
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17-04-2018, 08:03 PM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

Gertie had her eye on another man
He was the driver of the prison van
In an effort to escape
She donned a large cape
And into the van she ran.

But "her" driver was on holiday that day
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

But "her" driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

But "her" driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

But "her" driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away
A bump in the roadway
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18-04-2018, 09:09 AM
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Re: Limerick (Part 4)

But "her" driver he had a day off
So she hid herself under a cloth
And as the van sped away
A bump in the roadway
Caused her to come face to face with a dwarf.

"Well what have we here?" he did ask
 
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