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A man was on a date with the easiest girl in town. After they parked the car, she wasted no time in climbing into the back and encouraging him to put his hand inside her knickers.Re: Jokes for blokes
A married couple were lying in bed at night. The wife had settled down ready to go to sleep, but the husband was reading a book by the light of his bedside lamp. As he was reading, he paused momentarily, reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy before resuming reading his book.Re: Jokes for blokes
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning.Re: Jokes for blokes
Two golfers are just about to tee off, when suddenly a naked blonde runs across the fairway followed by two men in white coats, a man carrying two buckets of sand and an old man hobbling at the rear. One of the golfers asks the old man what is going on.Re: Jokes for blokes
A man wakes up one morning to find a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the Yellow Pages and, sure enough, there's an ad. for 'gorilla removers'.Re: Jokes for blokes
A guy was standing in front of the gorilla cage at the zoo one day, when a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye.Re: Jokes for blokes
What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?Re: Jokes for blokes
An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St Peter at the Pearly Gates, when all of a sudden she hears the most awful blood-curdling screams.Re: Jokes for blokes
Osama Bin Laden arrives in heaven. He is surprised that there are not 72 virgins waiting for him, and even more surprised to be met by St Peter.
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