18-04-2021, 06:12 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi you, stop keep talking about me and thinking I don't know.Anyway cheeky chops, I'll bet you a fiver that I am more alluring than you first thing in the morning.
News travels fast y'know, and we've heard about you and Judd in the mornings, shuffling about in your old slippers, bum hanging out your pyjamas, drippy nose, unshaven, breath like a drain hole, and teeth in a mug somewhere.
18-04-2021, 06:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Pixie Knuckles
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Well I am full of surprises, Mr Macy! No heels though, they aren't comfy when gardening.Not everyone dresses like you, Judders!
18-04-2021, 06:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oi you, stop keep talking about me and thinking I don't know.Anyway cheeky chops, I'll bet you a fiver that I am more alluring than you first thing in the morning.
News travels fast y'know, and we've heard about you and Judd in the mornings, shuffling about in your old slippers, bum hanging out your pyjamas, drippy nose, unshaven, breath like a drain hole, and teeth in a mug somewhere.
So YOU'RE the ones who will scare the poor birds - and all the neighbours - - not I.
Except that I don't wear pyjamas and I have a beard, the other items (except for the teeth) may be true.
18-04-2021, 08:45 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I can't deny it. I suppose I should move to Northampton where I would fit in with the neighbours rather than scaring them.
You wouldn't be allowed to mix with us elite in Northampton y'know. They'd ban you from the whole county once word got to the right lugholes.
18-04-2021, 08:51 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Except that I don't wear pyjamas and I have a beard, the other items (except for the teeth) may be true.
But you've still got the drippy nose, breath like a drain and old slippers with your big toe hanging out the holes. And if you're beard isn't washed, you've probably got half of last nights supper still stuck in it too.
Oh heavens above, it don't bear thinking about . . .
18-04-2021, 09:41 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I can't deny it. I suppose I should move to Northampton where I would fit in with the neighbours rather than scaring them.
18-04-2021, 09:49 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Do not go to Northampton, Its all Cobblers.
Hah. It did used to be Spitty, but most of the old cobblers factories have long gone now.
Mind you, the football team are still known as cobblers - I don't know enough about the sport to comment though.
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