18-11-2020, 12:14 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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We are intending to macerate those smelly men, Mort.They need to be disposed of once and for all so that we can have civilised, intelligent conversation in here once more, without those buffoons barging in all the time.
I also have a mountain of girlie mags those mucky pups keep leaving behind, which I daresay will keep the recycling men amused for weeks.
I intend to drop them in the bloke next door's bin though, as I wouldn't want them to think they were mine!
We will need a skip to clear up the empty whisky bottles too, but seeing as we found their wallets down the back of the sofa, they will be paying for the skip.
18-11-2020, 12:15 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Oh 'eck. 
Just caught a whiff of that Yorkie now!I shall never get to bed at this rate. In and out like a fiddlers elbow they are.
18-11-2020, 07:50 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I hear the OFF ''Ladies'' (as they like to call themselves) have been flaunting themselves on the Babestation channel; but after a tirade of complaints from disappointed viewers, they had to rename it Weigh station. 
18-11-2020, 11:31 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I hear the OFF ''Ladies'' (as they like to call themselves) have been flaunting themselves on the Babestation channel; but after a tirade of complaints from disappointed viewers, they had to rename it Weigh station.
If we did 'flaunt ourselves' as you so delicately put it, the only complaints we might would be from dribbling old males demanding more. Hahahaha . . .
18-11-2020, 11:39 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Presumably because they had to be given refunds? Very bad for business.
And you can pipe down too.
I see it rather differently to you two twerps, anyway.
The ogglers would swamp the programme with requests demanding more and more.
Those grubby old men would find themselves unable to get enough of our intoxicating beauty and lithe young bodies.
This is the reason we turned the producers down, as we ladies have a conscience, and would not wish to feel life-long guilt for tormenting those souls to an early demise, after a life of unrequitted yearning for us.
19-11-2020, 12:08 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Right, I have had enough of trying to educate these men here, and have decided they are beyond help.They have such mucky minds, smelly feet, and continually make vulgar noises from one end or the other, - and that's just for starters.
So while they are sitting there, glass in hand, flicking the remote about from station looking for Babe Station again, I shall gracefully retire to my boudoir and enjoy peaceful slumber and enchanting dreams until morn.
Goodnight ladies, sleep well.
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