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I thought you were already doing that.

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Yes, and I intend to carry on too.

We'll make you blighters rue the day you ever came poking your beaks in here.

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That's gratitude for yer - offered to keep your bathwater warm by the judicious use of an electric heater and that's all the thanks I get?

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Well you know what you can do with your 'kind offer,' thankyou!

Now then, seeing as it looks peaceful I shall go and have my tea. Do not disturb.

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Don't talk with your mouth full, it ain't polite.

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I'm gonna tell you smelly males something now.

A while back, us lovely ladies tried to enter you lot for this year's "I'm A Celebrity" in the castle.

Unfortunately, even though we were prepared to offer the producers quite a substantial back-hander, they refused. Their excuse was that the real celebs would not take kindly to competing against local rabble, so that was the end of that idea.

So now, it looks like it is back to our Plan B, which is to shove you through our special shredder then you can go out with the garden waste bins next week.
We preferred this to the recycling bins - just incase we got you back in some form or another.

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Just popping in to see if any of those pesky wimmin have been in but I can't see any evidence of it.

Night lads. Sleep tight.

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Well you need to go to Specsavers then, Dongles.

We are here, in our rightful place as always.

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Hooray. No sign of 'em today.

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Just because there's no sign of us doesn't mean we ain't keeping an eye on things and be ready to swiftly boot you out.

Just as I have done incidentally.