10-11-2020, 07:59 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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We could use the left overs to pour over you before we bar-b-que you too. Waste not, want not ey.
Bet your spare ribs are a bit chewy though.
There's nothing else going spare either.
10-11-2020, 09:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Judging by the sour acrid smell in here, the place has played host to those unsavoury wimmin while I've been at work. If I'd know the stench was enough to make my eyes water, I would have popped into the supermarket on my way home for some Febreze.
Aye! Down the back of their long johns.
10-11-2020, 10:35 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Judging by the sour acrid smell in here, the place has played host to those unsavoury wimmin while I've been at work. If I'd know the stench was enough to make my eyes water, I would have popped into the supermarket on my way home for some Febreze.
The 'stench' as you call it, is our new perfume.
We had it specially made to repel all male folk, as it was becoming both embarrassing and tedious to have men throwing themselves at our feet, declaring undying love all the time.
11-11-2020, 10:09 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I don't have any 'spare' ribs. They are in full use supporting that complete hunk of a body I was so lucky to be blessed with. There's nothing else going spare either.
Complete hunk of a body ey?
Well I suppose apes do have big bodies now I think of it.
11-11-2020, 10:12 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Do you want to put the Do not Disturb sign up, so we can ignore it again
, this scrap won't be sorted without a bit of disturbance, a bit of a ceasefire may be negotiable though.
Hah. Bit of a ceasefire wanted ey?
Weakening already I detect. We have always known the males would weaken first.
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