17-10-2020, 11:16 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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And I see that the promise of a bit o' porage has got you rushing in here. 
And what's your excuse?
Couldn't keep away from us delectable ladies, I expect.
It has been such a frequent occurence most of our lives, so we always recognise the signs.
'Erm, and one more thing - don't get too comfortable will you because we need some shopping doing.
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* The thought of doing some jobs for us never fails to get rid of 'em.
Drat. The toe-rag's gone without me list.
17-10-2020, 07:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Well, that's me big shop over and done with for another week. I can begin eating again.Oops. Have just noticed Mups' last post about doing her shopping. If only I'd seen it earlier.
17-10-2020, 07:34 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I missed it too Judd. Just been round Sainsbury's as well.
Thorougly useless pair, you are.
I really can't think of one single useful purpose either of you serve.
All you do is eat and sleep and harass us - oh yes, and stink.
17-10-2020, 08:44 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Thorougly useless pair, you are.I really can't think of one single useful purpose either of you serve.
All you do is eat and sleep and harass us - oh yes, and stink.
17-10-2020, 10:40 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
See? Flippin'useless, the lot of yer. No wonder you get nagged.Now you know why they say "a woman's work is never done" - it's because blokes won't do anything!
Ladies, you wait till the football starts, or the betting shops open, their mates wanna go down the pub, or it's someone's stag night . . huh, they'll soon spring into action then, you see.
A new-found burst of energy will surge forth and propel them off our sofa at break neck speed.
In fact, I bet they're down the pub as we speak.
. . . tut tut . .
17-10-2020, 11:26 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ah well, I have things to do tomorrow, so I will be off to me bed now.I'll just do me rounds quick, make sure they're not hiding behind the sofa, then I can lock up in peace.
Goodnight ladies, sweet dreams - well we always do don't we, it's because our conscience is clear.
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