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11-05-2016, 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Purdy ->
I remember a few of these on here, they are funny. dont make sense but funny!
we used to sing a few whilst playing but they would be classed as racist now!
but no one stopped us when we were kids did they?
but when you read what you've written would you really teach your kids them?
LOL P.


What I find interesting is that no matter what part of the Country you lived, the kids all knew them.
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11-05-2016, 10:18 AM
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Iīve never heard of any of the above, (I must have been a very innocent child ). I do remember my nephew coming home from infant school with a rhyme he thought was hilarious:

Buffalo Billy had a 10 foot willy
he showed it to the woman next door
she thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake
so now itīs only 3 feet 4
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11-05-2016, 10:22 AM
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Hilarious! Some of these are so funny (well, I think so )
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11-05-2016, 12:50 PM
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wonder if todays kids would find them funny?
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11-05-2016, 01:15 PM
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They are probably not pc enough for today's kids.
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11-05-2016, 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
We had a slight variation on that one:

Hot snot, bogey pie, all mixed up with a dead dog's eye. Stir it, stir it, make it thick, wash it down with a cup of sick.
The version we had was something much the same:

Yellow matted custard,
Green snot pie.
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye.
Slap it on a barn cake, make it nice and thick,
and swallow it down with a cup of cold sick.

It sounds even worse than when I came second in eating live worms..!
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11-05-2016, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Hanfonius ->
The version we had was something much the same:

Yellow matted custard,
Green snot pie.
All mixed together with a dead dog's eye.
Slap it on a barn cake, make it all thick,
and swallow it down with a cup of cold sick.

It sounds even worse than when I came second in eating live worms..!
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11-05-2016, 01:25 PM
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Eeeny Meeny macaracca,
rare ride dominaca.
chicka licka lollipopa,
rom pom push.

Don't ask me what it meant.
We used it much the same as when you held out clenched fists and did 'One potato, two potato's, three potato's, four.....'

Wouldn't it be just great if that system was used by politicians when they are trying to make decisions?
Shall we bomb Syria? One potato, two potato's,.........
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11-05-2016, 01:31 PM
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Apparently it was written by G Summerfield. I'm struggling to find the whole poem because one line says 'Georgies's father is big and black', so it has probably been banned.
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11-05-2016, 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Hanfonius ->
Eeeny Meeny macaracca,
rare ride dominaca.
chicka licka lollipopa,
rom pom push.

Don't ask me what it meant.
We used it much the same as when you held out clenched fists and did 'One potato, two potato's, three potato's, four.....'

Wouldn't it be just great if that system was used by politicians when they are trying to make decisions?
Shall we bomb Syria? One potato, two potato's,.........
Or,

'Ip dip dog's sh*t
******* ******* silly git.
 
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