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29-03-2016, 06:41 PM
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Re: What Three Questions ...

Originally Posted by Cass ->
I'll let you know if I ever meet someone I want to get to know!
Hi Cass! What are you doing this evening?
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29-03-2016, 06:50 PM
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Oh 'ec - depends where I met the person - at a party, function, supermarket or in a road rage

So, instead I'd ask:

Gerard Butler if we could rearrange our date to Friday instead of Saturday

Victoria Beckham why she doesn't admit to peeing her pants

and finally ask Sooty to remind me of the words for his magic wand cos it doesn't work.
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29-03-2016, 10:38 PM
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Posh pees her pants?
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30-03-2016, 04:06 AM
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Re: What Three Questions ...

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Posh pees her pants?
Tis why she always stands funny, dribble control.
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30-03-2016, 04:21 AM
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Having absolutely established that the other party is entirely female (not always easy these days) ....

(1) What is your income ?
(2) Do you passionately adore doing domestic chores ?
(3a) Do you clean fish - and the boat, trailer and fishing gear ?
(3b) Will you embrace the word "obey" in marriage vows ?
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30-03-2016, 10:00 AM
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Re: What Three Questions ...

Originally Posted by Nom ->
Tis why she always stands funny, dribble control.


Yer dirty little tyke.

My three questions might be:

1. Do you like dogs?

2. Have you got a country retreat?

3. Any good at DIY?
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30-03-2016, 10:07 AM
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Re: What Three Questions ...

Originally Posted by Nom ->
Tis why she always stands funny, dribble control.
Oh you are awful....
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30-03-2016, 02:08 PM
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Oh you are awful....

He's getting out of control Carol.
I shall ask Tess to poink him.
 
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