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Remember that one Aerolor-I know an old man who swallowed a fly, I don't know why he swallowed a fly, perhaps he'll die! Lot more to it than that, but I'll have to dig deep into my memory box for the rest of it!
What about Big Rock Candy Mountain?
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Thats it Mags, thankyou. Funny thing, but I have just been watching a film and there was a man playing a piano - what was he playing - thats right - there was an old lady who swallowed a fly. Spooky - its years and years since I have even thought of Burl Ives and now he's everywhere.
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How do you crack corn then?
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The same way you crack a nut, only with a lot more care.
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I use nutcrackers
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Nut crackers are OK I suppose, except in the hands of a Doctor.
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How do you crack corn then?
This is the link that Mart found and posted earlier on in this thread.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/...-he-crack-corn

I think he also posted one about popping your weasel.
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Originally Posted by PPHammer ->
What about Big Rock Candy Mountain?
Ah yes, the big rock candy mountain, now there's a place to be, bees(and wasps?), cigarette trees (no bans), lemonade springs(for non drinkers), blue birds for photographers and nature lovers, yes my friend there's something for everyone in the big rock candy mountain.
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Big rock cock?

I have to keep Azz on his toes to edit out naughty stuff

http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en...ed=0CDoQsAQwAw
 
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