26-02-2013, 03:42 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Originally Posted by Robert Junior
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This is turning into a national scandal, how could we have been so casual in our choice of children's reading matter?Bring back Enid Blyton...all is forgiven.
Don't you know that Enid is responsible for spreading propaganda about minority groups. She stereotyped the Goblins and the Golliwogs. She is also responsible for thecriminal fraternity naming our policemen Plod
She has a lot to answer for
26-02-2013, 03:52 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Originally Posted by mesco m
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What about Tom, the pipers son. Now there was a case of child neglect. Off his dad goes to the castle to play for the court and eat drink and make merry, leaving the lad alone, without money or the means to support himself. His mother having run off with the town crier soon after Tom was born.So he resorts to pig rustling to feed himself. The towns people catch him, beat him within an inch of his life, then roll him down a steep cobbled street, with the poor lads head in the open sewer. The towns people then spit roast the hog and divide the spoils among themselves leaving poor Tom to eat s**t.
26-02-2013, 05:17 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Originally Posted by mesco m
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Don't you know that Enid is responsible for spreading propaganda about minority groups. She stereotyped the Goblins and the Golliwogs. She is also responsible for thecriminal fraternity naming our policemen Plod
She has a lot to answer for
26-02-2013, 05:37 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Now there's a spoilt brat for you. Little Jack Horner.His mother gives him a pie all to himself and off he goes and sits in a corner so no body else can share it. He huddles over scooping it into his fat greedy mouth. He accidentally sicks his thumb into a plumb and then shouts out how brilliant he is for doing it. What a sad underachiever
26-02-2013, 05:39 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Originally Posted by spinner
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What about the building scandal of that once venerated firm of builders Hog, Swine and Piglet?And as well as skimping on building material, they also were involved in the torture of endangered species.
Nice one.
26-02-2013, 06:08 PM
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Re: Is nothing sacred. Jack & Jill .....the truth
Originally Posted by mesco m
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Now there's a spoilt brat for you. Little Jack Horner.His mother gives him a pie all to himself and off he goes and sits in a corner so no body else can share it. He huddles over scooping it into his fat greedy mouth. He accidentally sicks his thumb into a plumb and then shouts out how brilliant he is for doing it. What a sad underachiever
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