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...after plugging in the chainsaw she decided to cut some branches off a nearby tree, what a lucky day for the ugly nosey toad who...
bled to death as Maud chainsawed her way through the window, fell over, and accidentally chopped off the neighbour's legs, going through the femeral arteries .... ooops ...
bled to death as Maud chainsawed her way through the window, fell over, and accidentally chopped off the neighbour's legs, going through the femeral arteries .... ooops ...
... but never mind, these accidents happen, luckily the garden shredder was nearby, so she flung the legs and remains into it and searched round for....
... but never mind, these accidents happen, luckily the garden shredder was nearby, so she flung the legs and remains into it and searched round for....
Selina, Ariadne and the other three Gloustershire Old Spot pigs .... "din dins" she shouted and went indoors to scrape up the mess ...
Mrs McGinty, Mauds Probation Officer , "How are you finding life since you been on the outside Maud"
"Oh how lovely to see you again" said Maud, smiling brightly ...
"I'm carrying on with the cooking and have just made a rather innovative stew ... would you like to try it ?"