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26-06-2017, 09:14 AM
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I hope Twinky will still be around when I turn 85 to put on a life show just for me. Wishful thinking you say? No, I think it will happen.
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26-06-2017, 09:17 AM
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Re: Saucy Gran's last wish

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I hope Twinky will still be around when I turn 85 to put on a life show just for me. Wishful thinking you say? No, I think it will happen.
She will have to kill you afterwards.
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26-06-2017, 09:20 AM
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She will have to kill you afterwards.
With what?

Don't mention 'pillow'.
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26-06-2017, 09:49 AM
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Re: Saucy Gran's last wish

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I hope Twinky will still be around when I turn 85 to put on a life show just for me. Wishful thinking you say? No, I think it will happen.
Ploppy with the temperature you have there, I probably wouldn't ever wear clothes.
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26-06-2017, 10:00 AM
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Re: Saucy Gran's last wish

You love the cold? It was 4 deg C this morning, Twinky. At what temp would you decide to put on knickers and a bra?
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26-06-2017, 10:06 AM
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Re: Saucy Gran's last wish

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If I reach 98, I really hope I'm not one of those who keeps getting his wotsit out in the care home.

Ah but I'm told old habits die hard, dongle.
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Ah but I'm told old habits die hard, dongle.
Hang on Mupsy, perhaps he will change locations instead of kicking the habit. I mean, he's not going too get much applause doing it in an old buggers home.
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26-06-2017, 10:20 AM
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Hang on Mupsy, perhaps he will change locations instead of kicking the habit. I mean, he's not going too get much applause doing it in an old buggers home.


It comes from his pole dancing days Plops. He was a right rascal then.
If he kept flashing in the old folks home, he'd soon have Matron after him.
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26-06-2017, 10:29 AM
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Or even on top of him. Some matrons still need a bit of loving.
What are these retirement centres coming to?
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26-06-2017, 10:33 AM
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Don't worry May, I read somewhere that losing inhibitions and inappropriate jokes and behaviour are one of the signs of dementia.
So if you do get the urge, keep quiet about it.
TessA, Someone l know, old mother went like that!
When she went for her pension at the post office, she would ask the postmaster for sex!
One day, her daughter and husband visited her in her bungalow, where she was acting oddly! She was in a chair hiding something behind her back! On closer inspection, they discovered it was an artificial lower leg!
They looked in her bedroom and lying on the bed was the male limb owner! Stark naked!!
Honestly, this is really true! I couldn't make that up!!
 
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