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The Romans used rags. I remember hearing a (live) radio interview with an archeologist at a site with a rather enthusiastic young lady interviewer asking insistently what `all these exciting scraps of material`were used for. So he told her.
Any way - tonight`s alternative to the World Cup is....
Glee, Channel, 9pm. Series finale - joy.
Yes rags, and the Officers used a sponge, maybe OG will have a name for these poor unfortunates whose job it was to wash and rinse out these sponge's.-Sponge bobs?.
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Go dancing. When I was in my teens my friends (I know your not in your teens now) and I used to go to a dance on a friday night, the main object was to ask a girl out to the pictures on saturday night. If you were dancing with a girl (we did not dance with other fella's in those days) you liked and fancied your chances you had to work up the courage to ask her out, but the fear of rejection was so strong that you had to have a backup plan in case you failed. This is how it went after the usual 'Do you come here often' line.
'Are you doing anything tomorrow night?'
'Yes'
'Well don't forget to pull the chain when your finished'.
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15-06-2010, 05:04 PM
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Didn`t the Romans sit in threes?

Marcus-how are you today Aurelius(fart) ?

I`m good and this Grecian wine is good.

Aurelius to Caster-blimey that was smelly did you visit the old crone last night??

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15-06-2010, 08:36 PM
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It can be, if you wish...
bathroom. can. dunny. lavatory. crapper. khazi. bog. smallest room. sh**house. outhouse. midden. loo. um.....
Claire discussing loos has got to be better than discussing football
You lot are priceless! I am off for a jimmy riddle!
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15-06-2010, 09:29 PM
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Claire discussing loos has got to be better than discussing football

I so agree! This thread is hilarious.
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16-06-2010, 10:59 AM
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vuvuzela, ela,ela,ela....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HmDVz1ED84
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16-06-2010, 02:14 PM
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Brilliant Claire, love it!

Good find!
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16-06-2010, 04:43 PM
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And tonight`s alternative is...
Midsomer Murders, 8pm
although I am sorely temptrd by Three in a bed - anyone else watch it?
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16-06-2010, 07:04 PM
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Re: The Alternative to the WC Thread

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The Romans used rags. I remember hearing a (live) radio interview with an archeologist at a site with a rather enthusiastic young lady interviewer asking insistently what `all these exciting scraps of material`were used for. So he told her.
Claire you really crack me up

Brightened up my evening that has.

As for avoiding the football, well I have been busy in the workshop during the day and at night I watch GOLD which are all repeats but some (for me anyway) bear seeing again.
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16-06-2010, 07:50 PM
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That was great Claire, soo funny.

I let my daughters boyfriend watch football the other night on the condition he turned the sound down. Daughter and I played Yahtzee and drove him mad with the noise instead!
 
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