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That's what I do, so that I can annoy the hell out of these wimmin at will.
Evil cackle....
Oh No Judsy.
You men don't annoy us - you amuse us.
The strange beliefs you feeble blokes have that you might one day overpower us gentle, feminine souls is immensley amusing to us.
As for you fellas taking your phones to work, we fully understand it is secretly because you cannot bear to be without us for a whole day.
We are very understanding like that.
Oh No Judsy.
You men don't annoy us - you amuse us.
The strange beliefs you feeble blokes have that you might one day overpower us gentle, feminine souls is immensley amusing to us.
As for you fellas taking your phones to work, we fully understand it is secretly because you cannot bear to be without us for a whole day.
We are very understanding like that.
It's the thought of you all, at home, welding your ripped bloomers that worries me most.
And as for you sir, I can see you sitting there, glass in hand, trying to stay awake whilst on sentry duty, but once I put on my soothing music and top your glass up, you will be gone in seconds.
We have confiscated your alarm clock, so I doubt we will see you surface out of your pit until Monday.
Sweet dreams Mr. Judd.
Aah, how blissfully peaceful when those twerps clear off - except for their awful snoring.
Right you manky male critters, I am off for a much deserved rest now.
You have made me work hard today.
Give me a few minutes to have my shower, then you can bring me a warm drink and my hot water bottle if you will.
And don't sit there nodding off in your chairs either, I've only got to brush me teeth now . . . (I expect you all put yours in a mug at night). Hahaha . .