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Luckily, I had the foresight to put some Velcro on the cushions.

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Best wash our hands twice if those Coronation St virus wimmin have been in.

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I see they have both been back again, meddling and leaving mud everywhere.

The least they could do is feed the cats, take the dogs for a walk, and leave us some lunch ready - but No. All they do is leave the telly on, make more washing up, and do me crossword in the newspaper!

Pesky men, nothing but trouble they are.

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Well that's me paperwork done. Time to put me feet up - either on a footstool or up the wimmins' backsides is down to them.

Will get me tea first so you wimmin can get gone before I come back.

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In your dreams!

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Precisely, Tabs.

We are here forever, whether they like it or not - and quite right too. It is OUR place, always has been and always will be.

Truth is, they didn't expect us lovely ladies capable of being so strong and resistant. They are probably full of secret admiration if truth were known.

With our incredible IQ's, plus amazing ingenuity and determination, it is impossible for any male of the species to get even remotely close to taking over OUR abode.

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Thanks for that, I can laugh myself to sleep now.

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Good - you appreciate how useful we are!

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Functional, yes. Useful? No.

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You not only under estimate us Judsy, you are very rude to us ladies too.

Truth is, I am such a kind and gentle person, that I try hard to appear a little on the dumb side to help your male egos from being flattened.
You should thank me.